Tuesday, November 23, 2010

The Finale - Find Out The Season 11 Champions!

Recap:

After 10 long weeks, the robo-diallers have been put away (until 2012), Jennifer has become the six-million dollar woman and Kyle has lost some inches around his waist and gained some fans.  We're down to the end.

Last night the couples danced the "redemption dance" and the freestyle.  Here are there scores:

Jennifer/Derek - 30 & 30 = 60
Kyle/Lacey - 27 & 29 = 56
Bristol/Mark - 27 & 25 = 52

In a departure from previous seasons all the couples danced twice on the Finale.  They performed their favorite dance and an Instant Dance where they will dance the Cha Cha to music revealed to them on the show.

Christina Aguilera performed a song from Burlesque and her hit "Beautiful" (I like that one) and we had the normal troop of season 11 contestants (except Michael Bolton) returning.  It was nice to see them.

But back to the competition - for the "favorite" dances the judges scored slightly differently.  Each judge had to rank each performance and give 10 to the best, 9 to the second and 8 to the third. Jennifer & Derek got 30, Kyle & Lacey 26 and Bristol & Mark 25.  This gave the following totals:

Jennifer/Derek - 90
Kyle/Lacey - 82
Bristol/Mark - 77

We then had the Instant Dance.  The Cha Cha to a Pink song. 28 was scored by Jennifer AND Kyle, 27 for Bristol.

This gave Jennifer 118, Kyle 110 and Bristol 104.

The champions were... Jennifer and Derek (no real surprise)
Second were Kyle and Lacey
The third placed couple was Bristol and Mark

Congratulations to the champions!

Monday, November 22, 2010

First Final Night Scores

In a break from previous season all three couples in the final will dance four times, spread over two nights.

Monday night saw two dances per couple - the "redemption dance" where the judges choose a dance they feel the couples had most room to improve, and the ever popular freestyle - you never know what you're going to get!

Here are the scores from the first night of Finals Week:

  • Kyle and Lacey - 56 - Kyle and Lacey performed a foxtrot and received 27.  Their freestyle was a mix-up of hip-hop and the Boogaloo depending on who you listened too and was really very good.  Particularly their symmetry when they weren't dancing anywhere near each other!  They scored 29.
  • Bristol and Mark - 52 - They ceremoniously ditched the monkey suit at the start of their revised Jive.  They scored 27 which I felt was a little generous but they were pretty good.  For the freestyle, Mark chose a number from Chicago, the musical.  This was probably a mistake as it's a famous number and Bristol wasn't comfortable with it.  They scored 25 which seemed a little high compared to Kyle and Lacey.
  • Jennifer and Derek - 60 - What can you say?  The re-did their Paso and it was lovely.  Their freestyle was very impressive but I felt it featured Derek a bit too much.  It very much deserved 30 though.
Overall I think the judging was pretty poor tonight.  Jennifer and Derek were better than the judges' scores suggest and Bristol worse.  However the viewer votes from tonight and the judges' scores from all four dances will be combined 50:50 to determine the winning couple!

Who do you think will win?

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Couples to perform FOUR dances in Dancing with the Stars Finals

ABC has just released the details of the final stage of season 11.

The three couples (Bristol/Mark, Kyle/Lacey, Jennifer/Derek) will have to dance four times over two nights before finding out who will take home the Mirror Ball Trophy. In recent seasons they danced twice, eliminated one couple and then the final two perform one last time.

On Monday night each couple will perform a "redemption dance". This is a dance chosen by the judges on the basis that they didn't do it very well the first time. (No word on whether the monkey suit will return). That will be followed by the always entertaining freestyle dance – no rules.

On Tuesday each couple will perform their favorite dance of the season. This will be followed by another "Instant Dance" – the couples will perform a Cha Cha to music they only receive after the show starts. It worked pretty well a couple of weeks ago.

The judges' scores from the four dances will be combined with the viewers' votes from the night before and after some interminable waiting we'll find out who the champions are!

As well as lots of waiting and filler all but one of the season 11 contestants will return (not sure who the "one" is (shouldn't they have kept the final week free just in case?). Alsp Christina Aguilera will perform two songs – one from her upcoming move "Burlesque" (Julianne Hough is in that!) and "Beautiful".

Given the extra attention generated by the elimination of Brandy and Maks it's going to be interesting to see if viewership will be up or down!

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

What Do People REALLY Think of Bristol Palin Being in the Dancing with the Stars Final?

47070, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Thursday November 4
The shock elimination of Brandy, and the perhaps even more shocking fact that Bristol Palin is in the finals, has set the interwebs abuzzin'.

My friend has a page Squidoo page dedicated to DWTS and there have been quite a few comments!

I've gone through and extracted some of the more interesting quotes. I don't always include the whole quote, and I haven't corrected any grammar or spelling. (Check out the most up to date comments here.)

Pro-Bristol
  • I`m big fan of Bristol. I love you kid. Show them who you are.I`ve never interested in this show. Right now it is such a nice show. Because of the Bristol.
Anti-Bristol
  • DWT has written it's death warrant with this last charade of voting. The show this season has stunk since day one. Time for every one on show start looking for new jobs. what a hosing for Brandy
  • … im sorry but i have to admit that miss bristol palin, although she really displayed her best, does not have that ferocity of a dancer.
  • …Next year they can suck the big one. This is not about who can dance, it is about who is more popular.
  • …Bristol, sweetie, they're making you look like an idiot...so sad! I'm starting to feel sorry for you.
  • …If Bristol wins we will never watch this show again, even if she is second.
  • ...Bristol give up your spot and give it to Brandy if you want to do something good for man kind
  • …I'm also going to write to each sponsor. As of now the show has crossed the line and let politics into a once good show. May you not come back for season12
  • I voted for Brandy and Maksim, they deserved to go to the Finals...the phonelines were rigged to obscure the voting process; besides I'm a Democrat anyway!!!
  • …I AM NOT WATCHING THIS SHOW ANYMORE. I'll watch anything else....cartoons…
  • … we all need to boycott this show until sanity can be restored. no more phone votes.
  • …I believe this show to be a farce and should be an embarrassment to the Americans, I guess they can be bought in every contest. Will have troubled even following any of their shows now.,
  • …"little miss 2 left feet"…
  • …Dancing on mommy's coat tails. Bristol should be embarrassed getting this far
  • … I thought DWTS is a dancing competition,not a clown show…
  • I did not see Alaska from my window!!!!!!!
  • …Good luck, Jennifer, you're the only qualified contestant remaining. Quick, change your name to Jennifer Palin.
  • …is it just me or have the judges lost their minds this season. Are they afraid of mommie Palin?
I actually overstated the relative number of pro-Bristol sentiments, but you get the idea.

Open disclosure – I think the aim is to identify the best couple and what order the others are eliminated is (somewhat) secondary. Would I prefer the best dancers in the final? Absolutely! Do I think Bristol deserves to be there? Definitely not!

As long as she doesn't win I can live with it…

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

And The Three Dancing With The Stars Finalists Are...

...down the page a little bit in case the reader doesn't want to know!

The results show featured Annie Lennox (who I remember seeing in concert in 1980 when she was in the band "The Tourists"), Enrique Iglesias and some other messin' about.

The first couple up under the lights on the stage were Jennifer and Derek.  And they were safe.

The next were Lacey and Kyle.  They seemed to be in suspense forever until learning that, they too, were safe.  Lacey was VERY happy.

And so we come to the end.  Brandy & Maks on the left of the stage, Bristol and Mark on the right.

Mark seems the most tense.

Brandy and Maks are eliminated, Bristol and Mark go through.

Amazing.

Despite a perfect 30 Brandy just couldn't stand against the Bristol juggernaut.

So, the finalists are:
  • Jennifer and Derek
  • Kyle and Lacey
  • Bristol and Mark
Who do you WANT to win, and who do you actually THINK will win?

Monday, November 15, 2010

Dancing with the Stars Semi-final Scores

There were no gimmicks or filler in tonight's performance show!  Just a regular DWTS semi-final!

After Kurt Warner's elimination we're left with Bristol Palin (generally accepted to be the least gifted dancer),  Kyle Massey (cheeky chappie), Brandy (keeping Maks under control) and Jennifer Grey (walking wounded).

Each couple had to dance a Ballroom number and a Latin number that they hadn't performed before.

Here are the judges' scores from week 9:

  • Brandy and Maks - 27 & 30 = 57 - Their Paso was OK, but their Argentine Tango was hot!
  • Jennifer and Derek - 30 & 30 = 60 - Their Cha Cha and Waltz were both perfect.  Seriously.
  • Bristol and Mark - 27 & 26 = 53 - Bristol's Paso was excellent - she really came out of her shell and performed.  Her Waltz wasn't nearly as good and I felt she was marked too high.
  • Kyle and Lacey - 29 & 29 = 58 - Kyle's Samba was great and maybe deserved a 30.  His Samba was way over-scored though.  He seemed to stand still for half the dance!
The scores are very close - meaning it's going to be on the viewers' votes!  

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Semi-final Week on DWTS

It's pretty straightforward on Dancing with the Stars this week - the couples perform one new Ballroom dance and one new Latin dance.  We then have a results show, and then everyone wonders why Bristol hasn't been voted off.  At least the last part has been consistent for the last few weeks.

A Christmas CornucopiaThe Results Show sees Annie Lennox singing a couple of songs from her new Christmas album "A Christmas Cornucopia".  Also performing is Enrique Iglesias.

It's "Design-a-Dance" night too, where the Macy's Stars of Dance perform based on viewers votes for the song, the style and the professional dancers.

The Monday show is on for 90 minutes from 8pm EST and the Results Show is at 9pm Tuesday for one hour.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

DWTS Week Eight Result - Third Shock in a Row?

In the performance show each couple had performed a ballroom number and an "Instant Dance".  The Instant Dance wasn't nearly as messed up as it might have been and ended up quite entertaining.

Kurt and Bristol had ended up quite a ways behind the others, and so one of them were favored to leave.

The entertainment had John Legend and the Roots (I know The Roots from their appearances on Yo Gabba Gabba), Taio Cruz and Emily Bear the nine-year old piano prodigy plus "Dance Center with Kenny Mayne, Jerry Rice and Len Goodman (that makes me laugh).

The first couple named safe were Kyle and Lacey who also performed their jive as the spotlight dance.

Next safe were Jennifer and Derek, with Kurt and Anna still in jeopardy.

LOS ANGELES, CA - NOVEMBER 01: Professional dancer Anna Trebunskaya and former NFL player Kurt Warner arrive to ABC's 'Dancing With The Stars' 200th episode party on November 1, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images)Then Brandy/Maks were on stage with Bristol/Mark.  Bristol and Mark were safe!  Brandy and Maks were in jeopardy.

In the end Kurt and Anna were voted off.  Kurt is such a nice guy, a good dancer and I'm sorry to see him go.

Amazing that Bristol is still there - what support she must have!

Is It Bristol’s Time To Leave?

We're close to discovering who will be eliminated in week 8 of DWTS. Will it be one of the two obvious candidates – Bristol or Kurt – or will there be another shock?

Here's how the judges' scores broke down:

Couple

Score

  

Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough

57

21.5%

Brandy and Maksim Chmerkovskiy

57

21.5%

Kyle Massey and Lacey Schwimmer

56

21.1%

Kurt Warner and Anna Trebunskaya

48

18.1%

Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas

47

17.7%


 

Kurt and Bristol are significantly behind Kyle and so the expectation is that one of those will leave.

However, Kurt tweeted that they had an insane number of votes and Bristol apparently has an army of robodialers on her side.

The biggest catch up in the voting occurred in week 6 where Kurt must have had at least 4.9 percentage points of the viewers' vote more than Audrina, so anything is possible.

My money is on Bristol as her dedicated fan base (robotic or otherwise) will have a tough time keeping her in given Kurt's record, and the gap between her and Kyle seems too large to bridge.

We shall see!

Monday, November 8, 2010

The Scores in Instant Dance Week

It's week 8 - the Quarterfinals - and the couples have to dance twice.

This week the producers have come up with "Instant Dance".  The couples only get the music for their second dance after they've finished their first performance.  So instead of a week they have maybe 30 minutes to actually rehearse to the music.

Here are the judges' scores for each couple:
  • Kyle Massey and Lacey Schwimmer - 27 and 29 .  Kyle really came out and danced this week!  The jive was a joy.
  • Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough - 27 and 30.  Perfect score.  Enough said.
  • Kurt Warner and Anna Trebunskaya - 24 and 24.  Solid performance as always from Kurt.
  • Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas - 24 and 23. Bristol's first dance, the Rumba, was legit.  I felt she deserved more from the judges.  Having said that the 23 was probably a bit high.
  • Brandy and Maks - 29 and 28.  Almost a perfect score.  Carrie Ann had an argument with Maks on the second dance but still ended up giving them a 9.
So.  The totals are:

Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough 57
Brandy and Maksim Chmerkovskiy 57
Kyle Massey and Lacey Schwimmer - 56
Kurt Warner and Anna Trebunskaya - 48Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas 47

Bristol and Kurt must have had a lot of votes to beat out Audrina and Rick the past two weeks but they are quite a ways behind the others this week so I'd have to say one of them is leaving.  But the way votes have been coming in the last two weeks anything could happen!

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Two Performances with a Twist This Week

In order to continue fiddling with the format to improve ratings, the producers have this week introduced the "Instant Dance". The couples are told the Latin dance they will perform but won;t be told the music they will be dancing to.  It must favor the "natural" dancers rather than the ones who have fervently memorized each step to each note of music.  The couples will also be performing a ballroom number.

WASHINGTON - OCTOBER 30: Musician John Legend performs during the Comedy Central 'Rally to Restore Sanity And/Or Fear' on the National Mall October 30, 2010 in Washington, DC. Tens of thousands of people filled the east end of the mall to see comedians, musicians, sports stars and others perform during the televised event. (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)
On the Results Show, John Legend will be performing as well as Taio Cruz and piano prodigy Emily Bear.  "Dance Center" with Kenny Mayne, Jerry Rice and Len will also return.  Less couples to keep under the red light so more filler needed!

Will Bristol be voted off, or will they "conspire" to keep her on?

Friday, November 5, 2010

Why Shouldn’t Bristol Palin Still Be On DWTS?

47070, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Thursday November 4, 2001. E-TABLET/IPAD & MOBILE PHONE APP PUBLISHING REQUIRES ADDITIONAL FEES**There have been many conspiracy theories this week on why Bristol Palin is still on DWTS while celebrities who are better dancers, notably Audrina patridge and rick Fox, have been voted off. Here are some examples:
  • Sarah Palin demanding that her "entire Tea Party brigade to text like crazy after the end of each episode"
  • The robo-callers are used for DWTS rather than the elections
  • The producers are fixing the results to keep her on the show in a effort to increase ratings
  • Christine O'Donnell cast a spell on DWTS phone lines (my favorite)
Dancing with the Stars has many examples where celebrities have lasted longer than their dancing skills would lead us to believe – Billy Ray Cyrus, Woz, Master P immediately spring to mind.

Another example would be Marie Osmond. Marie is actually a favorite of mine, but she did have the lowest judges' scores in 5 of the ten weeks and finally finished third.

The reason she stayed around so long? A LOT OF PEOPLE VOTED FOR HER.

And the same is true for Bristol. She must have a solid, dedicated fan base. The problem with such a polarizing figure of course is that there is probably a significant number of people who don't want her to win and would never vote for her, meaning she won't pick up as many votes from the celebrity leaving as some of the others might.

A popularity contest? Absolutely. That's why half the score is based on the viewers vote.

The aim is to identify the best dancer in the eyes of the judges and viewers, not to rank them or to only take account of their technical skills.

Now, if she manages to win, I'm going with the Christine O'Donnell theory…

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Potential for Another Shock Exit on Dancing with the Stars?

The 200th Episode Celebration Week has lots of DWTS alumni visiting and one of the ways the producers incorporated them was for a fourth judge for the individual performances last night.

Each couple had to interpret a dance from a previous season, and the celebrity performer returned to score the couples along with Len, Carrie Ann and Bruno meaning they were scored out of forty. Additionally, it was the team competition where the couples were split into two teams under captains – Apolo Ohno or Kristi Yamaguchi – and each team got a score out of thirty.




The effect of these two things – the team dance and the fourth judge – meant that the scores were a lot closer this week than they might otherwise have been. (The fourth judges gave 10s apart from Gilles Marini and Kelly Osbourne who gave 9s).

Bristol, to be safe, needs only 0.5 percentage points for the viewer vote more than Kyle. And is less that 2 percentage points behind Jennifer and Brandy. Last week Kurt must have had at least 5 points more than Audrina – so two points is definitely doable!

Do I think there will be a shock? No, I think Jennifer and Brandy are safe. But any of the other four are in jeopardy, with Kyle as my guess to be the most likely to go.


 

Thursday, October 28, 2010

It's The 200th Dancing with the Stars Show Next Week!

Speak NowThe performance show is the 199th and the results is the 200th.

ABC have planned a number of surprises for us...how nice of them.

On the Monday night six alumni return to form the "fourth judge" - Helio Castroneves, Kelly Osbourne, Mel B, Drew Lachey, Gilles Marini and Emmitt Smith.  Also, there will be a team competition on Monday (they're always fun) but this time each of the two teams will have a captain - either Apolo Ono or Kristi Yamaguchi.

On the 90 minute (argh!) results show, Taylor Swift and Rod Stewart will be performing (not together), as will the cast of Mary Poppins.  We will also find out the celebrities that will be appearing in Skating with the Stars.

Oh, and someone will get voted off!

Is the Elimination of Audrina Patridge a Bigger Shock Than Sabrina Bryan’s?


46685, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Tuesday October 26 2010. Audrina Patridge puts on a brave face to enjoy a night out at Beso in Hollywood after being eliminated from Dancing With The Stars in week six of the series. Audrina partnered Tony Dovolani in the hit US dancing show. The reality star has a new show on VH1 set to preview early next year. Photograph: Hellmuth Dominguez, PacificCoastNews.comBack in 2007, season 5 was in full swing and in week 6 Helio Castroneves scored a perfect 30. That same week, Sabrina Bryan, one of the favorites, scored 25 which was a good score, but was her lowest of the season.

She was voted off.

This was a huge shock – she was one of the judges' favorites, a fan favorite, partner with the popular Mark Ballas, had scored a perfect 30 the week before and was just plain good.

Well, is Audrina being voted off a bigger shock?

Let's see:


  • Audrina was second in the judges' voting, Sabrina was joint fourth (both out of seven)
  • Audrina had a score of 32 (out of 40) and the lowest score was 22 (Kurt). Sabrina had 25, the lowest was 22 (Jane Seymour).
  • Sabrina had only two couples with scores lower than hers, Audrina had five
  • One of those five – Kurt – had over 30% less judges' points – that means he must have had over 5% more percentage points of the viewer vote than Audrina
Now, I think Sabrina was a better dancer and performer than Audrina, but given the scores that night, Audrina's ouster is a bigger shock in terms of viewer vote differential.

In terms of crying? There was a lot more when Sabrina left!

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Was Rock Week a Shock Week?

Yep it was Rock Week - silly costumes, air guitars and that marathon all contributed to an air of middle-aged adults letting their hair down when they thought no one was looking (or drunk at a wedding reception).

The musical guests were Heart were sang "Barracuda" (excellent performance, excellent dancing) and Kylie Minogue who sang her latest single.

The eliminations were staged through out the show as usual.

The first three on the stage were the bottom three from the judges' scoring - Jennifer Grey, Bristol Palin and Kurt Warner.  Tom and Brooke swiftly told us that Kurt and Bristol were safe and Jennifer was still in jeopardy.  Obviously they had made a mistake - Jennifer was safe and the other two were in jeopardy.  No.  This is huge - Kurt was significany behind in the judges' vote and needed at least 3 percentage points more than his nearest competitor (Bristol) to be safe - and they both are!  There's gong to be a shock tonight!

Next up were the two middle scorers - Kyle and Rick.  Rick was safe Kyle wasn't.  Kyle is the one to go home, right?

The final two, who were the highest scorers were Brandy and Audrina.  Brandy safe, Audrina "still in jeopardy"  (it seemed that was the only thing Brooke said all night!)

So the final three.  Kyle is safe - it's between Jennifer and Audrina.  The judges were asked their opinions - they read some words they had prepared earlier.

Audrina Patridge and Tony Dovolani were eliminated.  They were second in the judges' scoring but obviously last in the minds of the viewers.  Audrina seemed like a nice girl and was very competent at dancing.  If whe had showed a little more emotion perhaps she would have connected more with the viewers.  Shame to see Tony go!

Monday, October 25, 2010

Judges' Scores from Rock Week

Week 6 was Rock Week on Dancing with the Stars.

Each couple danced to a rock song (no surprise there) and then all of the couples were in a Rock and Roll marathon.  The first pair out get the least points, the last the most.

The judges did seem to judges a little more harshly than previous weeks.

Here are the judges' scores from week 6:

  • Audrina and Tony - 24 & 8 = 32 - Audrina is getting pretty good from a technical perspective but she does need to let a little emotion out
  • Kyle and Lacey - 23 & 7 = 30 - a better performance this week say the judges.  I always enjoy his and Lacey's performances.
  • Jennifer and Derek - 20 & 9 = 29 - while their performance was certainly not their best, the judges did seem a little harsh. 
  • Rick and Cheryl - 24 & 6 = 30 - a very good performance that seemed under-scored if you only listened to the judges' comments.  I must say it was a very entertaining Tango.
  • Bristol and Mark - 23 & 5 = 28 - Bristol was much better this week in terms of technical and performance.  I think the Tango suits her much better than the faster dances.
  • Kurt and Anna - 18 & 4 - The judges' hated Kurt's performance.  Really hated it.  Plus they were the first to be eliminated from the marathon so it's not looking good!
  • Brandy and Maks - 26 & 10 = 36 - The judges were effusive over Brandy's performance yet she only got 26, it was good though.  They were also the winners on the marathon making a great night for Brandy and Maks!
Kurt and Anna are significantly behind, so unless there is a big NFL vote they are most likely to go home tomorrow night!

Friday, October 22, 2010

Who's Rockin' on Rock and Roll Week?

Music - Pop Posters: Kylie Minogue - Portrait - 33.5'x23.8'Week 6 of season 11 is Rock and Roll week.  Each of the seven remaining couples dance to a rock and roll song.  Then they all participate in a rock and roll marathon, with the last standing (well, dancing I guess) getting the most points.

Then on the results show Heart will perform "Barracuda" accompanied by dancers Louis Van Amstel, Karina Smirnoff, Derek Hough, Chelsie Hightower, Damian Whitewood and Peta Murgatroyd.

Kylie Minogue will sing her latest tune and the Macy's Stars of Dance performance will feature all-star kid musicians from national School of Rock and one of the best showchoirs in the country, The Powerhouse Choir from John Burroughs High School in Burbank, California. The number will be choreographed by Travis Wall.


Tuesday, October 19, 2010

TV Week Elimination on Dancing with the Stars

Week 5 saw the couples dancing to themes from TV shows.  And the results show saw a level of filler unseen on any other TV show on Earth.

The musical entertainment was provided by Jason Derulo (never heard of the young man, but he was very good) and Shakira.  They were also a few fake "As Seen on TV" ads that were very well done but probably too close to the originals to be really funny.  There was probably some other stuff but I can't remember it.

In terms of the eliminations it went like this:

  1. The two lowest couples were put on the stage first - Bristol/Mark and Kyle/Lacey.  Kyle was safe!  And so was Bristol!!! (It was the monkey suits...)
  2. Next were the two highest scoring couples - Brandy/Maks and Jennifer/Derek.  Brandy was safe!  Jennifer was still in jeopardy! (I think they just said that so more people would wait to the end).
  3. The two sportsmen were next to be featured.  Kurt was safe!  Rick still had to hang around...
  4. The last two couples were put up there - Audrina/Tony and Florence/Corky.  Audrina was safe,  Florence in jeopardy.
  5. That left three couples - Rick/Cheryl, Jennifer/Derek and Florence/Corky...
Florence Henderson was eliminated.  76, eternally perky, sexy and very funny Florence was a joy to behold.  But she wasn't going to get any better, so perhaps it was best.  Although I'm not sure if Kyle or Bristol will get better either (at least technically).

Next week - Rock 'n' Roll!

Week 5 Results – Will Bristol Hold On?

Last night was TV night on Dancing with the Stars. To get over the normal mid-season slump in viewers the producers seem to be trying even harder this season to spice things up. Theme nights are a good way to make things interesting, but the judges, particularly Len, seem to (sub-consciously) object to the consequences of the themes. So when someone dresses up in a monkey suit, or plays out a story it seems a bit disingenuous to complain that they're "messing about". Having said that, they were very gentle with Bristol after the monkey suit debacle.

So, Bristol was at the bottom of the leader board, but how close is it? Here is the share of the judges' votes for each couple:

Brandy and Maksim Chmerkovskiy

14.8%

Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough

13.7%

Rick Fox and Cheryl Burke

13.2%

Kurt Warner and Anna Trebunskaya

13.2%

Audrina Patridge and Tony Dovolani

12.6%

Florence Henderson and Corky Ballas

11.5%

Kyle Massey and Lacey Schwimmer

11.0%

Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas

9.9%


 

In order to be safe, Bristol needs to get more that 1.1 percentage points than Kyle or 1.6 points more than Florence. Up to now all the couples that have left this season have had the lowest judges' score, which doesn't look good for her.

Tonight , Jason Derulo will perform his platinum single "In My Head" and Shakira will be performing her single "Loca".

Monday, October 18, 2010

DWTS: Who Scored What in TV Week?

Week 5 is TV week on Dancing with the Stars.  We're down to eight couples now that The Situation has left and we continue Theme Nights.

This week, each couple dances to the music from someone's favorite TV show (they never really defined who "someone" is...).

Did Jennifer continue to dominate?  Rick continue to be tall?  Kyle continue to smile?

Here are the judges' scores from week 5:
  • Brandy and Maks - Quickstep - "Friends" - 27.  Brandy's smile lends itself to feel good music and this was a very smooth yet energetic performance.
  • Florence Henderson and Corky Ballas - Tango - "The Brady Bunch" - 21.  You knew they were going to do this show, but I didn't think it would be a Tango!  It was a pretty good performance, but there wasn't anything about it that stood out either.
  • Kurt Warner and Anna Trebunskaya - Quickstep - "Bewitched" - 24.  Even though he made mistakes, Kurt exuded confidence and started to lead and control the dance.
  • Audrina Patridge and Tony Dovolani - Rumba - "The Hills" - 23.  A strange choice of TV theme but I guess it has a connection.  This was a pretty forgettable performance with Carrie Ann referencing that fact that Audrina was 'still and dead" on top
  • Kyle Massey and Lacey Schwimmer - Foxtrot - "Charlie's Angels" - 20.  A disco-themed Foxtrot was very, very entertaining...and Len hated it.  Doing the same thing he criticized Bruno for with Michael Bolton, he said he hated it and never gave any positive feedback.  Only 5 of the 20 points were from him!
  • Rick Fox and Cheryl Burke - Rumba - "Hill Street Blues" - 24.  Rick still looks like a stick insect when dancing but proved tonight he had grace.
  • Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas - Jive - "The Monkees" - 18.  The Jive isn't really Bristol's thing.  The judges were very kind and Len went so far to say he thought the monkey suits were a good idea.
  • Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough - Foxtrot - "Married with Children" - 25.  Len thought it was too theatrical, Bruno sort of agreed.  This was a very well done dance and I thought it was a bit unfair to criticize the theatricalness (my word) when the producers insist on having theme nights!  A fair score though.
So, we have a new could atop the leader board - Brandy and Max, a clear last place couple - Bristol and Mark and proof that Jennifer Grey might not run away with it.

Bristol, Kyle, and Florence seem most at risk but we have no real idea on how many votes each get from the viewers.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

DWTS Week 4 - Who Actually Went Home?

The Goo Goo Dolls performed (I was a little disappointed), Macy's Stars of Dance performed a group Tango thing (they didn't look happy, but then they're not supposed to) and Florence + The Machine was very good.

We also had a topless Len (My eyes!) and "How to get a 10 from Len" - a mildly funny guide to scoring a 10 from, well, Len.

As is becoming the norm, the couples were brought out in groups.  The first group was the highest scores - Brandy, Audrina and Jennifer - and all three were safe.

The next "group" were the youngest - Kyle and Lacey, Bristol and Mark.  Kyle was safe and Bristol was still in jeopardy.

Sports was the next theme - Rick and Cheryl were safe, and Kurt and Anna were still in jeopardy.

The Sitch and Florence were left - Florence and Corky were safe, The Sitch and Karina not.

So - Bristol, Kurt and The Situation were left - the three lowest scorers.

The next couple safe was Kurt and Anna.

We're left with the two lowest scorers.

And The Situation is going home.  He never lived up to my expectations (but I've been wrong before!), but he tried and put himself out there.

The fourth week were the lowest scoring couple goes home!

Week 4 Results Show – Who Will Go Home?

The week 4 results show continues the acoustics theme tonight with an acoustic performance by the Goo Goo Dolls with a medley of their new single, "Not Broken" and their classic hit "Iris". Florence + The Machine performs her hit song "Dog Days Are Over" and Macy's Stars of Dance presents a number from the Tony-nominated show "Forever Tango".

But who will go home?

On first glance I thought The Situation was a certainty, but then I looked at the percentage of the judges' scores everyone got:

Couple
Judges Score
  
Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough
56
15.64%
Brandy and Maksim Chmerkovskiy
48
13.41%
Audrina Patridge and Tony Dovolani
46
12.85%
Kyle Massey and Lacey Schwimmer
40
11.17%
Rick Fox and Cheryl Burke
39
10.89%
Florence Henderson and Corky Ballas
35
9.78%
Kurt Warner and Anna Trebunskaya
34
9.50%
Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas
32
8.94%
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino and Karina Smirnoff
28
7.82%


The Sitch only needs 1.12 percentage points more of the viewers' votes to beat Bristol. And Kurt and Florence aren't that far ahead either!

So it will come down to the viewers again. They've agreed with the judges up to now as to who should go home – will they agree again tonight?

Monday, October 11, 2010

Week 4 - Acoustic Night Scores

This week the couples dance either a Rumba or a Tango on a raised stage surrounded by the audience.

The other twist is that they are also scored twice - once for technical and once for performance - to give a total score out of 60.

No sure I like the two score thing - it accentuates the difference between the good ones and the bad ones...or maybe that's why they do it!

Here are the judges' scores from week 4 of season 11 (technical/performance):
  • Kurt Warner and Anna Trebunskaya - 15 + 19 = 34
  • Brandy and Maks - 22 + 26 = 48
  • Rick Fox and Cheryl Burke - 19 + 20 = 39
  • Kyle Massey and Lacey Schwimmer - 18 + 22 = 40
  • The Situation and Karina Smirnoff - 12 + 16 = 28
  • Florence Henderson and Corky Ballas - 17 + 18 = 35
  • Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough - 27 + 29 = 56
  • Briston Palin and Mark Ballas - 18 + 14 = 32
  • Audrina Patridge and Tony Dovolani - 24 + 22 = 46
Jennifer and Derek were miles ahead of everyone else - she can dance and he can teach!

It's going to be hard for The Situation to stay on this week!

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

DWTS Eliminations Follow The Judges' Scores

Did you know that this is the first season where the first three couples eliminated also scored the lowest in the judges' scoring?

David Hasselhoff scored 15 in week 1 (along with Margaret and The Situation), Michael Bolton was lowest with twelve in week 2 and Margaret was eliminated last night with an 18.

The nearest to this happening in the past was season 8 where Debi Mazar was eliminated with a score of 17 despite Lawrence Taylor having 14 in week 3.  (It was also the week Tom Delay withdrew - he scored 15).

So what?  Well, it shows that the viewers don't always agree with the judges and have shown that numerous times before.  Perhaps the viewers are now getting more sophisticated, or it's just coincidence.

It's something to keep an eye on...

Monday, October 4, 2010

Week Three DWTS Results

It's the third week of the eleventh season and it's story night.

Each couple dance and tell a story.  This is is normally my least favorite night as if the story is done really well it's brilliant, if it's only done OK then it doesn't really work.

So, ten couples remain - who will go home tomorrow?  Here are the judges' scores:

  • Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough - 24 - big mistake by Jennifer meant they lost some points.
  • Florence Henderson and Corky Ballas - 20 - plain but sturdy
  • Kurt Warner and Anna Trebunskaya - 23 - Kurt gets better every week
  • Margaret Cho and Louis van Amstel - 18 - a little on the low side
  • Audrina Patridge and Tony Dovolani - 26 - Audrina is starting to look like a contender
  • Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas - 19 - found it hard to tell the story
  • Brandy and Maksim Chmerkovskiy - 24 - Brandy hasn't had a bad night yet
  • Kyle Massey and Lacey Schwimmer - 23 - entertaining as always, great arms tonight (seriously)
  • The Situation and Karina Smirnoff - 20 - perhaps a little generous - you can't say he doesn't try!
  • Rick Fox and Cheryl Burke - 24 - another good performance
I think it's wide open who goes home tomorrow!

Latest odds for Dancing with the Stars 11

The initial bookmakers odds for season 11 of DWTS showed confidence in Jennifer Grey and Brandy , but not so much for Kurt Warner (in fact, Michael Bolton had shorter odds). Kurt is now third favorite, which I find quite surprising given he's good, but not brilliant. Perhaps the football factor is coming into play, where they are more or less guaranteed a number of votes and if they don't screw up they'll be around in the final weeks.

I was quite surprised Brandy moved out so much. I didn't think she deserved to be such a favorite, but she has performed pretty well, and has a good chance to stick around.

Here are the latest odds (with the pre-season odds in parentheses):

  • Jennifer Grey +110 (+200)
  • Rick Fox +350 (+500)
  • Kurt Warner +550 (+2000)
  • Bristol Palin +900 (+2500)
  • Audrina Patridge +1100 (+600)
  • Kyle Massey +1200 (+2500)
  • Brandy +1600 (+250)
  • Mike Sorrentino +5000 (+700)
  • Margaret Cho +6600 (+2500)
  • Florence Henderson +8000 (+5000)

(Example: $1 placed on Kurt Warner to win will get you $5.50 plus your original $1)

Bristol and Kyle has also improved significantly in the odds, while the Sitch has no chance according to the bookmakers.

The bottom line is that Jennifer is the firm favorite.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Who went home in week 2?

Ah, the results show.  A pet peeve of mine.  It's just too long in my opinion, and this week it seemed interminable.

As well as the musical acts (which are normally good, and were tonight), Macy's Stars of Dance, some behind the scenes footage and the "eliminations" we had a number of controversies this week.

  • Will Tony Dovolani shave his legs after scoring 23? (Yes)
  • Why was Bruno so mean to Michael Bolton? (He calls it how he sees it)
  • Was Sarah Palin really booed? (No, according to some very grainy footage)
This meant the producers could be even lazier than normal and padded to their hearts content.

Anywho, as usual some couples were "safe" and some were "in jeopardy, and it should not come as any surprise that Michael Bolton was voted off this week.  It was a very strange and very bad jive (not as bad as Bruno thinks though) and he really didn't have much chance of staying on.  

I assume next week will be a battle between The Sitch and The Cho - but you never know!

Monday, September 27, 2010

DWTS Week 2 Results

Last week on Dancing with the Stars we said goodbye to David Hasselhoff.  The producers had high hopes for David's ratings potential, and were disappointed he left so early.  Will someone rise up and give them the ratings they want to see?

This week the couples dance either the jive or the quickstep - both quite tricky in their own way.  Here are their scores:
  • Rick Fox and Cheryl Burke 21 - I can't get over the fact that Rick and Cheryl deal so well with his height.  When someone is that tall they can tend to stoop - but he doesn't do that.
  • Florence Henderson and Corky Ballas 19 - Florence is looking pretty good ignoring her age. I guess it'll catch up with her but at the moment she is very entertaining
  • Brandy and Maksim Chmerkovskiy 21 - solid jive, nothing more.
  • Michael Bolton and Chelsie Hightower 12 - bad concept, bad dancing, bad Bruno.  The judges hated this, no more so than Bruno who said it was the worst jive he'd seen in all eleven seasons.  Len then told him off for saying things he shouldn't.  You know a celebrity is going to be bad when their partner tweets "Been a bit of a rough week for michael but we worked hard to get this jive ready and proud of him!".  Translation: "He's going to stink but he worked hard".
  • Audrina Patridge and Tony Dovolani 23 - Audrina improved markedly and is starting to look like a contender.  However, this dance will always be remembered for the "hidden" camera that picked up Tony saying "If we don't get three eights I'll wax my legs."  I guess he's waxing his legs...
  • Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough 24 - A well danced and exciting jive, Jennifer and Derek demonstrated why they are the favorites.
  • Margaret Cho and Louis van Amstel 18 - The comedy was limited to the occasional funny face and slapping of buttocks.  Margaret seemed to have an epiphany in rehearsal when she realized she was dancing and she got all emo.  A much better dance this week - as well as the advice from the judges I think she also needs to try and remember the steps.
  • Kyle Massey and Lacey Schwimmer 22 - Kyle seems like a really nice guy - and very poised for 19.  Their quickstep was more like a jive with some quickstep bits thrown in, but Len was relatively kind to them.
  • Kurt Warner and Anna Trebunskaya 21 - I honestly don't get Kurt's scores - to me he seems very stiff although he seemed to enjoy it more this week, which is very important.
  • The Situation and Karina Smirnoff 18 - based on the judges' comments I expected a worse score.  He seems to have worked really hard at this.  I still think one week he might surprise us all - if he stays around long enough of course
  • Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas 22 - Wow.  I thought she did really well this week.  It was a pretty well executed quickstep and I felt she deserved more technical points for it.  She was a little over-dressed and had the thickest gloves I've ever seen on the dance floor!
So Michael Bolton is six, count 'em, six points behinf The Sitch and Cho-cho.  I don't think he has a chance. What do you think?

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

The First Elimination from Season 11

I have to say, the results show wasn't too bad tonight.  A dose of Santana is always good and they kept it pretty light.  They also spread the "Who was safe" throughout the program which makes it more interesting.

The first set of four in the spotlights were the bottom four scorers - The Hoff, The Sitch, The Cho and The Bolton.  Michael and Chelsie were the first to be told they were safe.  And then Margaret and Louis were stunned to find out they were safe too!

The next set were the top scorers - Jennifer, Brandy, Rick and Kyle.  Jennifer and Derek were safe (of course), as were Rick and Cheryl.

The third group were then under the spotlight - Florence, Kurt, Bristol and Audrina.  Audrina and Florence were safe.

They then stalled for a bit and then rushed through the remaining six, to leave The Hoff and Kyle on the stand.

And David Hasselhoff became the first to leave Dancing with the Stars season 11.  He approached it as he seems to approach his life - full on.  Unfortunately he was worse than Buzz Aldrin at dancing!  It's a shame Kym won't be there.

Bring on next week!

Shock Elimination Tonight?

Tom Bergeron just tweeted the following:
DWTS producers seem rattled by who is going tonight. Guess they had high hopes for this star (aka thought they'd be ratings draw). Hmm...
Now, I wouldn't put it past him to say things like that just to wind people up, but then I remembered Pamela Anderson almost left in week 1 of season 10.

The celebrities most at risk tonight are Margaret (15), The Hoff (15), The Situation (15), Michael Bolton (16), Florence Henderson (18) and Bristol Palin (18), Audrina (19) and Kurt (19).

To me the ones with the most ratings potential are The Situation, The Hoff and Bristol Palin.  All have potential for a fan base - Jersey Shore, old people and conservatives.  I guess it depends on which of those groups watch DWTS!

If there is a shock elimination 9or at least an elimination that the producers don't like) I think I'd go with The Situation.

Monday, September 20, 2010

Scores from Week 1 of DWTS 11

The eleventh season of Dancing with the Stars has kicked off among a cloud of glitter, feathers and pearly white smiles.

I have high hopes for this season, we'll see if it can be even better than last!

Here are the scores with some initial thoughts:
  • Audrina Patridge and Tony Dovolani - 19 - A nice performance from Audrina, I felt she deserved a higher score.  It's always hard to go first, but she seemed very comfortable on the floor.
  • Kurt Warner and Anna Trebunskaya - 19 - Kurt was nervous to start but pulled off some nice moves.  Wasn't as good as Audrina.
  • Kyle Massey and Lacey Schwimmer - 23 - I have to admit I had Kyle down as one of the first to leave, but after this performance it'd be a real shame if he did get booted off.  He's a real performer.
  • Rick Fox and Cheryl Burke - 22 - Rick was pretty good and they overcame the height difference pretty well.  I think dances like the jive might be harder for him.
  • Margaret Cho and Louis Van Amstel - 15 - Margaret started really well, and then messed it up trying to be funny.  It's a shame - I like her!
  • Brandy and Maksim Chmerkovskiy - 23 - Brandy showed why she was one of the favorites with a technically good dance with some emotion in it.
  • Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas - 18 - Bristol was better than I expected.  She was obviously nervous, but seemed to actually try to enjoy herself.  If Mark can get the entertainer out, she could last a while.
  • Michael Bolton and Chelsie Hightower - 16 -  Michael didn't seem as though he was enjoying it and he was very stiff.
  • Florence Henderson and Corky Ballas - 18 - Now Florence DID enjoy herself.  She forgot the steps occasionally, but she gave an enjoyable performance.
  • Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino and Karina Smirnoff - 15 - If your factor in the fact that he only had five days of practice this was a pretty good performance - unfortunately it doesn't work that way!  Assuming he stays, I think he will improve rapidly.
  • Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough - 24 - A lovely performance with the choreography you've come to expect from Derek.  Jennifer had her heart on her sleeve dancing to a song from Dirty Dancing.  Unfortunately, the show tried to play it up a bit too much.
  • David Hasselhoff and Kym Johnson - 15 - Oh dear.  The Hoff was enjoying himself, but he just can't dance.
Just another observation - Brooke Burke seemed to be asking questions that were being served to her, rather than coming up with her own.  She seemed a lot like Samantha.  She was like this at the beginning of last season but loosened up - I hope she does this time too!

Overall, I'm very encouraged!

Santana to Perform on DWTS Results Show

Dancing with the Stars is starting the season with a bang by having some serious music stars on the results show.

Santana, India.Arie and Daughtry will all be performing on the results show on September 21.

Here's a segment from the press release:

This week, music legend Santana is set to perform three songs on the show, his classic Latin song "Oye Como Va" and two from his brand new album in stores today -- entitled Guitar Heaven: The Greatest Guitar Classics of All Time -- "While My Guitar Gently Weeps," featuring guest singer India.Arie, and Def Lepperd's classic "Photograph," featuring guest vocalist Chris Daughtry. Rock Band Daughtry will also perform their hit single, "September." "Dancing with the Stars" pros will accompany the acts on the dance floor.
There are two shows - one at 8 and one at 9pm.  I assume the first will be a recap of what happened the night before.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Season 11 Team T-shirts

This season ABC have legitimized the naming of each of the couples and are offering t-shirts for each team.

They're a bit pricey, but $1 per shirt goes to Stand Up To Cancer.

I think I like the Fox-C shirt the best...

Team T-shirts

The Pluses and Minuses of Season 11

Season 11 of Dancing with the Stars starts on Monday!  I have high hopes that it will be one of the best seasons ever.  I'm also a little worried about a few things that might make it fizzle out!

Here are some of the things that make me excited and some of the things that could make me cringe:

Pluses
  • No obvious ringer - I'm not as outraged as some fans of the show are when a celebrity has had significant dance experience.  I totally agree it's an advantage but so it being a sportsperson (particularly a skater), being attractive or being Donny Osmond.  Having said that, part of the fun is watching people learn and you can't do that when someone is already experienced.  This season, the only one with true dancing experience seems to be Jennifer Grey which was in a movie over 20 years ago.
  • Wide open field - Yes, Brandy and Jennifer are firm favorites with the bookies, but I do feel at least half the cast have a chance of winning.  As well as those two ladies, Audrina Patridge, Rick Fox, the Hoff and The Sitch have a good chance and don't rule out Michael Bolton and Kurt Warner. Plus, I think the producers have done a good job with the pairings.
  • Margaret Cho - I just think she's funny
Minuses
  • Enough with the Reality TV - Yes, Melissa worked out great.  Yes, Kate  increased the ratings.  But they're only celebrities because they're celebrities - they have no real claim to stardom (yet).  We have two reality stars - Audrina and The Sitch, plus someone who is simply the child of a politician.  I think we need more reason to include Reality TVers - no matter how well they work out in the competition and in the ratings.
  • The Bristol Circus - This poor woman is going to be hounded in the rags and in social media.  It doesn't matter that she's up to it, or what her family's politics are - it's just going to be a distraction.
  • Over the hill - "Dancing with the Wrinklies" is going a bit far but this is the oldest cast they've had.  What happens if no one can dance?  I'm of a certain age too, but it's the young ones that dance the best!
  • The Results Show - i just don't like it
What are you looking forward to, and what are you worried about?

Friday, September 10, 2010

Betting Odds for Dancing with the Stars Season 11

The cast has been announced, they are busy practicing (apart from The Situation) and various experts and commentators are giving their opinion on who's going to win.

Most of the time the betting odds are the best guide for who the champions will be (or at least who'll be in the final 3) because money is involved and the bookies look at the competition impartially.

Here are the odds at the moment:
  • Jennifer Grey +200
  • Brandy +250
  • Rick Fox +500
  • Audrina Patridge +600
  • Mike Sorrentino +700
  • David Hasselhoff +800
  • Michael Bolton +1500
  • Kurt Warner +2000
  • Bristol Palin +2500
  • Kyle Massey +2500
  • Margaret Cho +2500
  • Florence Henderson +5000
(Example: $1 on Jennifer Grey will get you $2 plus your original $1. Source: gambling911.com)

Jennifer Grey and Brandy have emerged as the two firm favorites.  There is then a groups of four - Rick, Audrina, The Sitch and The Hoff - who have a good chance, and the rest have effectively been written off.

I can't say I'm particularly surprised at any of the odds.  I would have though The Hoff would have been at lower odds, and that Bristol and Florence would have had even longer odds.

What do you think?  is it a two horse race, or will someone like Margaret Cho surprise us all?

Thursday, September 9, 2010

The Situation Will have Less Than a Week to Learn His DWTS Moves!

44041, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Thursday August 26 2010. Dancing With The Stars celebrity dancer Karina Smirnoff enjoys some down time reading OK magazine and marvels at the abdominal muscles of Jersey Shore star Mike The Situation Sorrentino,who is rumored to be one of the contestants on next season's show. Photograph;  Anthony, PacificCoastNews.comKarina Smirnoff has been sitting around, twiddling her thumbs (well maybe not), waiting for Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino to turn up to dance practice.

Well, now she knows when he's coming!  She tweeted this on Wednesday:
The latest word on @ItsTheSituation is that we r starting to rehearse early next week! Yay! So excited! Finally!!!!
Given that the show starts September 20th that means they will have at most 6 days of practice!

Obviously Mike is fit (and abdominal strength is an important part of dancing!) but he has very little time to learn the basics.

I suspect he'll have a reasonably large fan base so may not be at risk early on, but it does seem a little unfair to Karina.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

The DWTS Pairings Have Been Announced! Some Initial Thoughts...

After announcing the stars on Monday night, ABC made us wait until today to find out the full pairing for season 11.

Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas had appeared yesterday on GMA so we knew that one, and the others weren't really a surprise.

Here are the couples on Dancing with the Stars season 11:

Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough
Margaret Cho and Louis Van Amstel
Florence Henderson and Corky Ballas
Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas
Brandy and Maksim Chmerkovskiy
Audrina Patridge and Tony Dovolani
Rick Fox and Cheryl Burke
Michael Bolton and Chelsie Hightower
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino and Karina Smirnoff
David Hasselhoff and Kym Johnson
Kurt Warner and Anna Trebunskaya
Kyle Massey and Lacey Schwimmer

And here are some thoughts about the parings:
  • Yes, Jennifer Grey appeared in a movie that was all about dancing, but that was 23 years ago.
  • I knew Louis would get Margaret.  He'll do fine, but they're going to need that bleep machine!
  • How come they roll out Corky when there is a woman of a certain age?  He's very nice, but I would have thought one of the other professionals would do just fine.
  • Bristol Palin will have a strong fan base, but I'm not sure it will grow over the season (depending on her performances of course).  So I'd expect her to stick around for a while.  On another note - how come Mark seems to get all the young ones??
  • I don't recall Brandy being known for her dancing.  I'm not sure her pairing with Maks is going to work.
  • Tony is very happy with Audrina as his partner.  It will be interesting to see how well she dances.
  • It's hard for someone as tall as Rick to dance ballroom and not look like a stick insect.  Cheryl is a good choice here though.
  • Michael Bolton is not known for his moves when singing, but I can see him waltzing well.
  • Mr The Situation and Karina are going to have their bellies bared all the time...
  • David Hasselhoff may be quite good, but I suspect he's going to be nervous too.  He's also very tall.
  • The NFL players have brough amazing footwork to the show - particularly Emmitt Smith, Jason Taylor and Warren Sapp - it'll be interesting to see how a QB does.
  • Kyle should be a good dancer but nmight be disadvantaged by his relative obscurity considering the audience.  I do hope he does well though - he seems like a nice boy.
I think this season has potential!

    Tuesday, August 31, 2010

    Dancing with the Stars Cast Official Bios

    Here are the official biographies of the cast of season 11 of Dancing with the Stars.  The season starts September 20th, and the first couple will be sent home the next day!

    MICHAEL BOLTON – Michael Bolton has sold more than 53 million records, released 18 studio albums, won multiple Grammys® for Best Male Vocalist and countless other honors, all while selling out arenas worldwide. In 2002 the singer-songwriter earned a star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame. He has sung with Luciano Pavarotti and Ray Charles, written songs with Bob Dylan, Ne-Yo and Lady Gaga, penned hits for a diverse range of artists, including Barbra Streisand and KISS, played guitar with B.B. King and had his music recorded on a track by hip-hop superstar Kanye West (featuring megastar Jay-Z). Earlier this year Bolton released his latest album, “One World One Love,” featuring his current single, “Murder My Heart,” which he co-wrote with Lady Gaga, and is currently on a worldwide concert tour. Of all that he has accomplished, perhaps nothing is more important to Bolton than the foundation he founded in1993, The Michael Bolton Charities, Inc. Based in his home state of Connecticut, the major focus of The MBC is the critical issue of violence against women. Since its inception, The MBC has dispersed over $6 million in grants to various organizations that support children and women at risk of poverty, abuse, neglect, homelessness and domestic violence.

    BRANDY – Brandy is a platinum-selling R&B and pop singer, actress, songwriter and record/television producer. In 1994, at the age of 15, Brandy released her eponymous debut album, selling over 6 million copies. Following a major success with “The Boy Is Mine,” a duet with singer Monica, which spent 13 weeks at No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 Singles Chart, she won a Grammy® Award for Best R&B performance by a duo or group. The accompanying album “Never Say Never” in 1998 sold over 16 million copies worldwide. A series of hit CD’s followed, including “Full Moon,” “Afrodisiac” and “Human,” bringing the star’s sales to over 30 million records to date. While maintaining a recording career, Brandy also gained fame as an actress, starring in several film and TV projects, including the popular UPN sitcom, “Moesha” (1996-2001), the 1997 version of Rodgers and Hammerstein’s “Cinderella, Double Platinum,” a miniseries co-starring Diana Ross, and the movie “I Still Know What You Did Last Summer.” Brandy has also been spokesmodel for Cover Girl, Candies Shoes, DKNY, Sketchers Shoes and Ultima/Kaneka brand by Brandy. Her civic and charity interests include the Make-A-Wish Foundation and The Norwood Kids Foundation, which supports music and the performing arts in public schools. She is currently filming Season 2 of the hit VH1 reality show “Brandy and Ray J: a Family Business,” in which she stars and on which she’s executive producer. She is also in studio recording a new CD for release in 2011.

    MARGARET CHO – One of the most successful stand-up comediennes of today, Margaret Cho’s performances have been seen by millions around the world. Having first performed stand-up in her native San Francisco at the age of 16, Cho’s best-selling tours include the off-Broadway hit/concert film “I’m the One That I Want,” “Notorious C.H.O.,” “Revolution” and “Beautiful.” She is also a regular cast member of the hit Lifetime series “Drop Dead Diva.” Other acting work includes her starring role in the sitcom, “All-American Girl,” “Face/Off” and several guest star appearances, including “Sex and the City” and “Ghost Whisperer.” Cho is also a best-selling author whose work includes the book I’m the One That I Want and a collection of essays entitled I Have Chosen to Stay and Fight. A passionate advocate for equal rights, she has received honors from GLAAD, the National Gay and Lesbian task Force, National Organization for Women, Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund, the Victory Fund and many others. Cho is currently touring with “Cho Dependent,” which features both stand-up and songs from her new music comedy album of the same name.

    RICK FOX – Three-time NBA Champion with the Los Angeles Lakers, actor and producer Rick Fox has appeared in a number of film and television projects, sharing the screen with actors ranging from Whoopi Goldberg to Henry Winkler, Angela Bassett and Shia LeBeouf. Fox’s acting debut came in 1994 in William Friedkin’s “Blue Chips.” Similar roles followed in 1996’s “Eddie” and 1998’s critically acclaimed “He Got Game” (directed by Spike Lee), before Fox’s breakout role on the hit HBO series “Oz.” Since then he has appeared in over a dozen network shows, including “Ugly Betty,” “One Tree Hill,” “The Game” and “Dirt.” In addition he has appeared in such diverse films as “Resurrection,” “Holes,” “Mini’s First Time” and Tyler Perry’s “Meet The Browns.” While Fox continues to strengthen his craft, he’s just as busy behind the camera developing his own film and television projects for his production company, 1744 Entertainment. As a star basketball athlete, he attended the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill and was coached by the legendary Dean Smith. He began his pro basketball career when he was drafted into the NBA by the Boston Celtics as a first round pick. He went on to be the captain of both the Boston Celtics and the Los Angeles Lakers while being coached by 11-time champion Phil Jackson. Fox is a father of two and currently resides in Los Angeles.

    JENNIFER GREY – A beloved actress of both film and television, Jennifer Grey is best known for her starring roles in the iconic movies “Dirty Dancing” and “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.” Grey starred as Frances “Baby” Houseman in the award-winning box office hit, “Dirty Dancing,” which is widely considered one of the best dance movies of all time. Some of her other films include the Ben Affleck movie “Bounce,” “Red Dawn” and “The Cotton Club.” She starred in the television sitcom “It’s Like, You Know…” and has made memorable television appearances on such shows as “Friends,” “John from Cincinnati,” “The New Adventures of Old Christine” and an upcoming episode of the medical drama, “House”. Grey has also starred in various television movies, including “A Case for Murder,” CBS’s “The West Side Waltz” and the Lifetime original movie “Road to Christmas.” The daughter of Tony® and Academy Award® winner Joel Grey, she resides in Los Angeles with her family, actor/director Clark Gregg and daughter.

    DAVID HASSELHOFF – Listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as “The Most Watched TV Star in the World,” David Hasselhoff is an international superstar across all genres of music, television and film. Hasselhoff got his start in entertainment on the popular soap opera, “The Young and the Restless,” and was quickly pursued to play the lead role of the 1980’s cult favorite, “Knight Rider.” But hi fame was really catapulted when he starred in the television phenomenon “Baywatch.” The series ran for 11 years and is still viewed in 140 countries by over one billion viewers every week. Throughout his extraordinary television career, Hasselhoff has also appeared in such feature films as “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” and Adam Sandler’s “Click.” Off screen he has recorded multiple albums -- one that has gone triple platinum -- starred in the Broadway musical “Jekyll & Hyde,” in London’s West End production of “Chicago” and in “The Producers” in Las Vegas. Most recently he was honored by Comedy Central with “The Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff,” which premiered as one of the top-rated comedy roasts on the network. Not only is Hasselhoff a multi-faceted talent but he is also a writer of an autobiography, Don’t Hassel The Hoff, which made the UK Bestseller list re-titled as Making Waves and debuted at No. 8 in Austria on the non-fiction charts. Beyond his entertainment contributions, Hasselhoff is the co-founder of Race for Life and an active participant in Wounded Warriors and Wheels for Humanity.

    FLORENCE HENDERSON – Florence Henderson is a multi-talented actress, talk show host, recording artist, author, Broadway veteran and philanthropist. Her career is as active today as when she first appeared as the “Today Girl” on “NBC’s Today Show,” and as the first woman to host “The Tonight Show.” Henderson has appeared on such popular primetime programs and made for television specials as the critically acclaimed movie of the week for Hallmark entitled “Ladies of the House” and the popular RLTV Network’s “Florence Henderson Show.” She will always be best known in syndication worldwide as “America’s Favorite Mom” and matriarch Carol Brady on the classic hit TV series “The Brady Bunch,” which aired for five seasons (1969-1974), has never been off the air in this country, and currently airs in 122 countries around the world. Acknowledged as one of the top leading spokespersons in the U.S., Henderson has been a celebrity spokeswoman for Oldsmobile, Tang, Polident, Rain Soft, Pepsi Light and Wesson Oil. She maintains a busy schedule as one of the country’s most popular and sought after motivational speakers, as well as performing her one-woman show, “All the Lives of Me… A Musical Journey.” Her first role on stage was in Joshua Logan’s musical, “Wish You Were Here,” and shortly thereafter she was cast in Rodgers & Hammerstein’s last national tour of “Oklahoma!.” Her long list of stage credits includes the starring role in “The Great Waltz” for the Los Angeles Civic Light Opera, the starring role of “Fanny,” the lead role of Maria in “The Sound of Music,” the lead in “The Girl Who Came to Supper” the role of Nellie Forbush in Noel Coward’s “South Pacific” and the starring role of Anna, opposite Ricardo Montalban, in “The King and I.” Her first feature film credit was in “The Song of Norway.” As a producer and a talk-show host, her credits also include The Nashville Network’s cooking and comedy series, “Country Kitchen.” The experiences inspired her to write a cookbook, A Little Cooking, a Little Talking and a Whole Lot of Fun.

    KYLE MASSEY – Kyle Orlando Massey stars as Cory Baxter in Disney Channel’s No. 1 hit sitcom, “Cory in the House,” Disney Channel’s first-ever spin-off. He originated the role of Cory in Disney’s “That’s So Raven,” the first show in Disney’s history to produce over 100 episodes. For his work on “That’s So Raven” and “Cory in the House,” Massey received an NAACP Image Award nomination. In addition to appearing in numerous commercials, he starred in the Disney Channel Original Movie “Life is Ruff.” He has a recurring role on the animated series “American Dragon: Jake Long” and sings the main title theme songs on “Cory In The House,” “Yin! Yang! Yo!” and performed the title track for Walt Disney Picture’s “Underdog.” Currently Massey is starring as the voice of Milo on the Disney Channel’s upcoming animated , “Fish Hooks.” For his prowess in golf, he won first place in the National Minority Junior Golf Tournament in 2003. He has participated in several celebrity golf tournaments, placing 3rd in a recent White House Golf Tournament. Together with brother Christopher, he has worked on projects to benefit the charity organization Feed the Children and traveled to Africa for the network primetime television special, “Eyes on Kenya.” They have also performed their rap music in “Heroes Among Us: The 2009 Hero Awards” and in MyNetworkTV’s “The Spirit of Christmas.” Currently they are co-hosting and starring in the comedy series “World’s Funniest Moments.”

    BRISTOL PALIN – Bristol Palin, former first daughter of Alaska, first entered the national spotlight when her mother, former Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, was selected to be John McCain’s running mate in the 2008 Presidential election. Bristol traveled the country, alongside her mother, father and siblings on the campaign trail. After giving birth to her son, Tripp, and becoming a single teen mother in 2008, she became a spokesperson for the prevention of teen pregnancy and for other teen issues. As an advocate for the protection of life, Palin wanted to share her story with other teens who may one day face a similar situation. She also acts as Teen Ambassador for The Candie’s Foundation to prevent teen and unplanned pregnancies. As part of her campaign, Palin recently guest starred as herself on an episode of ABC Family’s teenage drama, “The Secret Life of the American Teenager.” She resides in Alaska with her son and family.

    AUDRINA PATRIDGE – After starring in six seasons of the hit series “The Hills,” Audrina Patridge has joined the ranks of young Hollywood as one of the most sought-after and talked about talents on television. Patridge, who aspired to become an actress from a very early age, has been honing her skills with regarded coaches and private acting classes. She made her debut on the big screen last fall in the thriller “Sorority Row.” Other film credits include the action-adventure film “Into the Blue 2” and “Honey 2.” She has also tested her hand at comedy, appearing on an episode of the sitcom “Do Not Disturb” and in a hilarious skit for “MAD TV.” Last summer Patridge made headlines steaming up TV screens in a commercial for Carl’s Jr. This July she became the latest Bongo girl, shooting the fall advertising campaign with famed photographer Tony Duran.

    MIKE “THE SITUATION” SORRENTINO – Mike Sorrentino has become one of Hollywood’s emerging talents. Born in Staten Island, New York and raised in Manalapan, New Jersey, Sorrentino is most known for starring on the hit show “The Jersey Shore,” now in its second season on MTV. He graduated from Manalapan High School and went on to college in NJ. After graduation in 2004, he tried his hand at personal training, fitness modeling and soon after was scouted for an upcoming reality show which would eventually become “The Jersey Shore.” The show caught fire, becoming one of the highest rated shows in MTV history, and propelled “The Situation” into pop culture phenomenon. As “The Jersey Shore” continues in its unrivaled success, Sorrentino also continues to gain in popularity nationally and internationally. He was nominated this year at the Teen Choice Awards for Choice TV: Male Reality Star. Upcoming projects include a book, Here’s the Situation, which will be out in stores on November 2, a vitamin line with nationwide store GNC that will launch in the fall and a fitness DVD which will be out in December.

    KURT WARNER – Kurt Warner is the first quarterback ever to participate in “Dancing with the Stars.” In 1999 he emerged from obscurity to lead the St. Louis Rams to a victory in Super Bowl XXXIV. In that same year, Warner was named the NFL and Super Bowl Most Valuable Player. As the ringleader of the “Greatest Show on Turf,” he led the Rams to two additional playoff appearances – including another Super Bowl -- and received Pro Bowl honors for three consecutive years (1999-2001). He also earned his second NFL MVP in 2001. Injuries led Warner to move from the Rams to the Giants, and finally the Arizona Cardinals in 2005. In 2007 he led the Cardinals to their first ever Super Bowl berth, was voted to his fourth Pro Bowl and surpassed several Cardinals franchise records, including touchdowns, attempts, completions, completion percentage and passer rating. Warner’s gridiron accomplishments pale in comparison to the dedication he shows to the community. In 2001 he and his wife, Brenda, established the First Things First Foundation, a non-profit public charity dedicated to impacting lives by promoting Christian values, sharing experiences and providing opportunities to encourage everyone to believe that all things are possible when people seek to put first things first. Warner was born and raised in Iowa and played college football at the University of Northern Iowa. He lives in Arizona with his wife and seven children.